Friday, April 15, 2011

E 37: Singular

It's the end of the world when you walk alone seeing couples holding hands walk past you. The Malays and the Holy Bible probably forgot to mention your existence in solitary is an omen of the end of time.
Now let me, Nostra-damn-you, break it to you: you are not alone. The end of time isn't there yet because thousands of people, maybe billions, are experiencing singularity and you can even throw a party with them. A life without a partner is NOT a big problem. Here are some things to consider:
1. You're free in many aspects. You can flirt anyone you want, go anywhere you want, party whenever you want, and be whatever you want. Nobody's there to restrict you just because you don't seem to act "right" to him/her.
2. No nagger is there to beep you up. Try listening to "Telephone" by Lady Gaga and you'll know what I mean. Plus, you don't have to worry about forgetting to update your partner about where you have gone to and whom were you with.

It's hassle to have to name everyone you go with just to let your partner know that there's noone that could flit you. 
3. You get to buy anything you want. Whenever you earn money, you can treat yourself and never have to save up for a date. There isn't much time left for us to live so instead of whining that we walk ourselves alone and have nobody to share with our Tokyo Sumo Meal, go out and have fun. Afterall, you can never do some things when you already tie yourself up in a relationship. 
So while you can enjoy yourself for everything that you want, go live it up. Brighten up your day and talk to whoever, play, dance, eat whatever, take an adventure. It will be fun and tiring. You will be fully satisfied with what you do that you'll end up falling onto your bed... And suddenly notice the darkness that is eating you alone on that cold matress.

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