Sunday, April 10, 2011

E 32: Smack Them, They're So Cliche

Filipino Love Story list of cliche: rich and poor couple edition

Subject: "Catch Me I'm Inlove" (movie)

1. Rich person falls inlove with poor person.
2. They dislike each other or one dislikes the other.
3. The "carry me" or piggy back scene.
4. The attraction on a sexy body exposure scene.
5. The proposal spelled using some usual method (in this one, using children--paging DSWD). 
6. Of course, when the proposal is made public, the woman agrees to it (opportunistic scene). 
7. The love song montage of getting-along-well scene.
8. The failure to attend the other lover's special event and the argument in it as if it were a HUGE fight to deal with. 
9. Poor lover meets rich lover's parents and his world.
10. Poor lover gets bitched-out by wealthy poo-acting bitches.
11. Crying scene for petty reason.
12. The usual I'm-too-poverty-stricken-to-fit-in-your-world scene.
13. The emphasis on how "big" the relationship's issue is as if it were the last thing on Earth. 14. The "break up" or "cool off" part.
15. Trite dialogues.
16. A lover rushes to see the other once more and fix things up and happens in somehow comical ways. 

17. The publicized confession of "I still love you" scene (They just can't get enough of that MRT scene of John Lloyd and Bea). 
18. People applaud on the scene despite lack of knowledge about what really happened between the couple.

What makes this movie a little entertaining are the usual Star Cinema "kilig" scenes where characters insert cute fun lines. Also, knowing that a pro like Sarah Geronimo is the leading lady gives the movie a little positive vibe because of her good portrayals on the typical pinay youth. There is nothing new in this flick; maybe just the fact that our leading man is a son of the president but not that it made much difference on many rich-and-poor romance. I really think that the Philippine movie industry ought to write something new, something never heard of, and not just another movie with the same scenes only with different actors. We are losing creativity, guys. "Pangako Sa'yo" was so year 2000. There are people like me who get bored by teh same ol' stuff.

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